Monday, December 31, 2007

WatchNite svc

In the morning today woke up
and played dota...own wif lycan
again...lolx...then went tuition
teacher name was aunty Dawn
tats hw her students address her
she said i mature alot spiritually
n i have the gift of leadership
and told me not to waste it...feel
so gd...n cos of tat she treat me
eat lunch woohoo...

went home at 430...reached hse
bout 500pm...played green td
wah own again lolx...best td game
in ages wanted to go fer ushering
liaoz but dad say nid go visit GuMa
so go lorhx called bradley told him
i will be late...

When i reach church bout 9 liaoz
geraldine brief us on how to usher
ppl to their seats...wah many g1
frenz all come back...got phuisee
lisheng yongbin...all the old faces
so ushered as a combined G1n2.

At first very messy but after that
woots the event began... emcee was
pastor ronald...lolx so funny lorhx
so got dance then praise n worship
after tat gt performance...got hokkien
song still got rapper...funny larhx...
got philipino song too...lolx...this is
1 nite i wont forget...

after that they gather us to brief on
the food...i was in charge of basement
refreshments...there so hot n milo oso
hot de still giv chilli...but the chilli...
eat liaoz u will get addicted den u cnt
stop eating it then ur mouth start to
burn n wah bui tahan liaoz lorhx...
btw this is watchnite svc le...

after the whole event me issac n joel
walk home sia...left church at 130am
we walk by the highway there...at 2am
juz reach the highway nia...then we
walk on the highway sia...gao lorhx...dam
stun larhx...i got video u wan see i show u
barhx...is lyk we the onli humans walking
on highway the rest all cars...geng lorhx...
walk until my leg pain...n joel nose bleed
lolx...but gd experienced...reach home at
bout 305am...n HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL
HOPE ALL UR RESOLUTIONS COME
TRUE!!!!!!!

seriously lorhx many ppl nvr meet all change
le phuisee more pretty liaoz...lisheng bigger
in size liaoz yongbin nvr wear specs le...all
nvr meet fer very long le woo...hahax...n to
all CLs n CMs u got the gift of leadership in
you thats y u are a cell leader...do not waste
it but rather invest in it...or God will take it
away fer me of cos i will use my leadership n
grow n have a stronger relationship with God
so can u so jyjy everyone next year...n once
again happy new year n gd nite...^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 11:33 AM

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Percussion outing

Woke up early today to blog
bout ytd...ytd no tym cos play
dota...at least got own ppl^^
So wake up n dota again cos
ytd dad interupt wen i was
owning...zzz...sian diao lorhx
so play a match 5v5...end up
3v5 cos 2 noob players from
my team quit...noobzzz...so
manage to defend quite well n
kill many ppl too...hahax...

At 930am got ready to go out
cos today is PERCUSSION
OUTING...wooooootzz^^...
we wen to jurong point Kbox..
too bad jieying, wailoon, jiawei,
paulina cannot come...only got
tricia, me, raymond, seboobs,
john &zhi chuen...wen Mac's to
hav lunch... then i said sumthing
i wanted to say in another way to
make it sound bad to Raymond
srysry...horhx raymond...u the
best^^...srysry...But ltr ok liaoz

Bad thing today is JP the Kbox full
so wen clementi de Kbox...hahax
went into room 17...wah got 3 mikes
so shiok summore enuff fer 6 of us
so sang until so shiok...still got lunch
hahahax...i sing until so shiok dunwan
to stop...say let the ppl call us to go out
lucky seboobs clever... he say oi u dun
wan go out wait they recharge us...
smart larhx...so faster chiong out...
Kbox the ppl very gd liaoz lorhx...
Zhi Chuen broke a cup they nvr charge
us...thank God...

Ltr Zhi Chuen n Raymond wen home
while me,Tricia, John, Seboobs wen
Westmall for BBCO concert...met jieren
there too...Ltr go arcade n play the table
thingy arhx...Quite fun u muz use the
thing to shoot the small round thing into
ur opponent team hole...Me n Seboobs
OWNED Tricia n John...12-2 hahax...

Ltr slack at Mac's Seboobs took out his
PSP n play this rpg game...Monster hunter2
he go fite boss n lose lyk siao...Practically
tio owned...he say he use 1% of his str...
gongkia...ltr he say i try i now use 2% of my
str...still tio owned...lolx...Seboobs...i tink u
use 1000% oso lose lorhx...lolx...

Ltr dad call say go eat dinner...sad larhx
cnt go BBCO concert liaoz...But they still
got my support though jyjy wors...
wen i go dinner wapiang...Sian larhx...
all cousins nvr go... i lyk WTF!?...nabei ps
until lyk tat...i nvr go Family outing they
kaopei me until lyk Gong bui tia eh...
(tell them cannot listen) in hokkien...
Now Family dinner they all nvr go, i
1 person how to kaopei they all...F**kin
retards larhx...they ps me first tats y i
nvr go outing marhx...they at dinner oso
not first tym...last tym got dinner i ps...
1 tym only they all spam call me during
concert summore...Knn they go i muz go
meh...then i go the nvr go...unreasonable
larhx lyk making use of me lyk tat...

Nvm lorhx...Give them chance barhx...
So wen home go bathe...ltr wanted to play
Dota see if i can own any1...But dad using
comp...nabei now he chok the comp bloody
fast sia...i want on only ask me go take water
then next thing is he infront of comp liaoz...
fast lyk siao...Super ks larhx...zzz...nvm so
i blog lorhx... so this my latest update fer
30/12/07...tmr last day of 2007 liaoz...
church having watchnite service tmr...nid go
ushering...hahax...go updating again tmr barhx
nitez^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:37 AM

Saturday, December 29, 2007

paiseh forget update

29/12/07

Sry...forget to update ytd...
In the morning on the comp
fer a round of dota...first tym
since 3 months...expecting
to get own but...OWN instead
use lightning revenant...
hahahax...wanted to play 2nd
game then dad says go eat...
i mean dota cannot lyk tat de
but bobian...so got eat...come
back the screen say defeated
liaoz...chit tao sian diao...

nvm lorhx...then go in maple
say goodbye to guild...cos next
year N level liaoz...cnt dota or
maple anymore...sobz...muz jy
dunnid aim till 5 points below
juz do my best n God will do
the rest...yup...So go n play
demon td...Tower Defense
wah oso own everybody...^^

Ltr went to church...met kunjie
he funny de suppose to be usher
head in the end bradley help him
do...lolx then giv bradley present
summore...hahax...can larhx...
Ltr pastor Ronald ask us to sit in
our cells...actually this is last tym
with our CMs(cell mentor) very
sad...every year this tym oso very
sad CMs pass out...Seniors pass out
sad lyk anything=-( Pastor Ronald
talked bout all that R-age (youth)
has achieve the pass year...quite
alot...but did we glorify God
individually...make me reflect...

Next year...Resolution
1. Glorify God
2.do my best fer Nlevels
3.manage money properly
4.manage tym well too
5.whether i succeed or fail...
muz giv thanks to God

Hahax...so go granny hse...
long tym no go there liaoz...
missed the food there...So
dad call me go yewtee...to pick
brothers cos the maid gong until
ezlink card got $20 maid say no
money...waseh...i tink she tap
until no money larhx...sian diao
u know...zzz...

Reach home played 1 game dota
random tio lycan...at first ppl call
me noob cos i feed to much...late
wah own lyk siao...3khp centaur
oso can kill...summore double kill
go river take dd comeback...more
shiok triple kill...then juz as i am
owning father make noise...in the
end i tio own...quit game lorhx...
dad nid do work...he say lyk tat
i tio own liaoz...

so he dam bui song...but haven do
blog yet so nvm lorhx...tmr then
do blog...tats my day ytd^^..heehee


Joshua praised Jesus at 3:38 PM

Friday, December 28, 2007

Christmas event

Hahax...updatin again...
today woke up played 2
game of dota...first own
2nd tio own...so sad...
those noobs larhx...tio
gang all run away lyk mum
going to die lyk tat...

Ltr dad wokeup tell me off
mid game off?? Siao lorhx
then ask him help me cook
chicken wings...he say ltr
ur dinner so late u cook
now go there eat cold liaoz
so nvm...ask him ltr cook
liaoz then bring to rafael
hse...

So at 12.15pm met melissa at
bukit batok mrt...she ask me
help carry 3 bottles of drinks
girls...always lyk that...but
bo bian so gentleman abit lorhx
ltr met elena wah she fry rice
n cook beehoon lehz...tokong
summore so nice to eat...so we
walk together go rafael's hse

reach there we pray for event
to go smoothly...then went for
lunch with yixian n melissa
actually is dabao larhx... So
ltr kenneth they all oso come
wah so funny...After every1
came with their frenz...we play
icebreaker n games...then we
watch movie called"Facing the
Giants"...dam nice larhx u all
muz watch yea!!
So touching 32 rugby players
won against a 85 rugby team...
all by God's grace n strength

Ltr after that eat dinner...wah
food sooooo good...eat until fat
lyk panda lyk tat...then got gift
exchange...everybody so happy...
hahax then chat abit the go home
liaoz...wah really dam tired...
n thank God fer making this party
a success...So good to be a
christian...if u interested call
me 91123341^^hahax i share gospel
wif u...i garantee it will change
ur life wif God inside u...so
take care n gd nitez^^...cya


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:27 AM

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Cell Outing

Hahax...woke up this morning,930 liaoz
wanted to go watch alvin n chipmunksters
too bad late liaoz...So i missed it man...
Sry horhx Cassandra n Gang...woke up late
cos ytd slp at 5am...paisehpaiseh...last nite
of freedom liaoz...

Parents wen overseas ...so got loads of freedom
Bigtym man...so shiok no nag...can at nite go
out...can stay up late...but it ends now...they
are on the way le...sobxsobx...bye freedom~

So in the end go maple lorhx...hahax...oso not
too bad 2 days lvl 90 chiong to 100 liaoz^^
so go in wanted fite zkm but no slot n no tym
so go in maple chitchat wif guild members onli

In afternoon at around 12...wen dhouby gaut
fer CELL OUTING!!!!! hahax...first go yoshinoya
for lunch then go mind's cafe...Mind's cafe muz go
leh...there can eat n play i mean practically go n
play nia...hahaxso play till 5 then go...i lyk the peach
tea^^ drink until stomachache...lolx...freeflow hu
dunwan...

So ltr when to plaza sing shop fer christmas event...
this friday hu wan come call me barhx...91123341
i organize de...so yarhx...come support barhx...
So yarhx i will update again soon...bye fer now...
n bye forever Freedom... but u will come back when
i 21yrs old...still long though...hahax...


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:28 AM

Sunday, December 23, 2007

M'sia trip 2007

19/dec/2007
hahax today woke...everything so gong...
so toilet wan brush teeth forgot take
toothbrush. After that everyone woke up
but still look lyk blur sotong...we all too
tired to go breakfast summore...everybody
lying on the bed...lolx...anyway we all agreed
that the breakfast was too horrid... Still
Qiaohui insisted on eating so call everybody
faster...while packing, we realised Wenqiang
bathing...come on go your own room n bathe
larhx..

So we went down fer breakfast... Fengcan lost
his breakfast ticket...poor thingXD...but paulian
din wan eat so sit with him tgt take care of the
luggage...but that day got new food leh all smell
qquite nice..but all gone liaoz...SianDiao...nvm...
so we were going to this chocolate gallery, mrGan
said...when we got there it was open...but inside
quite alot of coffee...still call that chocolate...

Surprising enuff our principle Liew Lian(Durian)
bought everyone chocolate lehz...strange but who
cares got free de u dun wan??

Next went to an organic farm...i will call it...Hot
Shit Farm... know y? the air there too heavy i tell
you got asthma the ppl cfm tio asthma de... Next
the Sh*t smell...omg wan to faint...*faint*...U
know first tym i loved the smell of my own sh*t

so after that we travelled back to school took a C.o
photo and percussions wen bowling wif sum cello/bass
members. Total got Me, jieying, seboobs, tricia, gerald,
genesis, wailoon, edison, ruixiang...we played bowling n
the atmosphere was the best... that was a tym i will nvr
forget. So fun cos i thrashed all of'em in 2 games...but
wailoon, genesis, ruixiang wow they are good too...^^

After that went home le...that day was one of the most
memorable day i ever had...this trip hahax...will nvr be
erased from my memory no matter how u cook my
brain...Tahts all...Lookin forwards for sumthing lyk tat again


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:40 AM

Saturday, December 22, 2007

M'sia trip 2007

18/dec/2007
lolx...last nite no slp so went down to hav breakfast
OMG!!!!!!!!.taste lyk sh*t...the steam egg n chwee
quay...omg really i eat liaoz feeling lyk spitting into
the chef face ask him eat...lolx(sry so vulgar)...

when we board the bus...to the pei (hua) again izzit
the school name i dunnoe....wah piang so tired until
i play qing dian timpani almost forget change ying sia

at that school got a cc from m'sia oso go exchange..
they so draggy first woodwinds then plucking strings
i tell u secret horhx i slept rite true...^^lame shiet
so our turn to perform...the yunluo same thing but
different position so i din play at all...zzz...if i catch
any1 of ppl there i tell i rag them back to sg ask them
play our school yunluo arhx...

Ltr we go mega mall shopping...chers so gd giv us 5hr!!
to bad to me u rmb wad happen ytd nite??...yarhx so
slept at coffee bean n on the bench below escalator...
so in the end bought a watch only...5hrs shopping,4hrs
sleeping lyk a pig^^...tats ur HUAHUA^^

Then go back hotel bought so much tidbits to celebrate
the nite...too bad Qiaohui,Paulina n Me already lyk pig
sleeping le^^hahax...seriously knocked out...tricia
summore say she come in n play my face...zzznext i poke
ur face arhx...zzz...Sad larhx buy so much thing then nvr
eat anything go slp liaoz...zzzz...


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:48 AM




17/dec/2008

wake up...then...went down

for breakfast...Guess wad...

i met Pastor Lily^^

then we(C.o) went to
kakit pukit(dunnoe how spell)
there we went to another
"hua" school arhx...
forget the name liaoz...

When we got there alamah
got welcome applause leh
sia...feel lyk vip...hahax
then after we lian jiang jun ling
Omg...their yun lou was totally
opposite to ours...knn n mr lee
wanted me to stand behind it n play
zzz...mr lee i not born ytd larhx
lolx...will look idiotic if i play lyk tat^^

so ltr they ask us to play a group song
wahseh xueying go long teng solo sia
wah so shuai even though not as gd as
last tym but still quite shuai...If they
laugh at us den i shang liaoz lohx^^

so we went dinner to a Real reputable
restaurant...Food the so heavenly...
everybody so hungry but nvr clear all...
cos not in everyones flavouring

we den went to mahkota hotel...
then mrgan said got alot of blocks
muz kful or else get lost...i realized
this is apartments... lolx luckily all
of c.o. same blocks...Iwas bunking
wif genesis fengcan n ernest

lolx...go in le ernest said forgot to
knock door... i was lyk ERNEST DUN
WORRY GOT GHOST I HELP U WHACK
zzz...so superstitous. Ltr after everyone bath
jieying came to my room...30mins ltr
qiaohui,jiawei,wailoon,gerald,edison,wenqiang
tricia,paulina,jieying,fengcan,ruixiang,sylvester
and Me^^...hahahax

so played cheat bluff daidi..late into the nite
until every1 slp left me...super ps...
but nvm i be their alarm clock...
all the way till next morning hahax everybody slp lyk pigs
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL...




Joshua praised Jesus at 6:30 AM


Swiss M'sia Trip

16/Dec/2007
Woke up today at 530...OMG...
reach school n guess wad...Late...
so faster go get luggage n go
board the bus liaoz......
Hahax...lucky got jieying...
our ex-vcp...omg...she
rox...u noe y??
Cos she brought poker cards!!!
So then we were playing...
daidi...bluff...cheat....
all the shouting n laughing...
hahahahahahahahaha....
3hrs ride...ltr we went lunching.
yum...yum... we go REPUTABLE
restaurant but sumehow i dun
tink black eggs is reputable,
cos to me seriously i tink black eggs
are overcooked. So i conclude
i am a renown chef hu doesn't cook
black eggs
But b4 we started ,this bloody bangalah,
wen shouting, everybody go get a seat
only 10 tables... I was lyk OI NAB*I U
TINK WE DUNNOE ARE B**CH!!!!!
so after a disgusting lunch...go to the
school forgotten wad name...go
perform n den interact. to my surprise
their percussion section was so bl**dy
PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got around 9 ppl they leave 2 ppl to move
back all the drums back to their c.o. room
ended up me,wailoon n seboobs...helped
them(PATHETIC TAYIS)...
Next we wen katrina hotel...HAHAX...
3star hotel but quite ok larhx....
then jiawei my junior flooded the toilet
seboobs wet the whole floor...u noe wad i
did?? i laughed...
That nite went down to lobby
dunnoe do wad then take some pics
wif debbie n john...hahax
then go slp liaoz


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:15 AM

Friday, December 21, 2007

NewBieNuubNuub

write a newcomer letter to tell everybody(:
hihi i'm new hahax...
Pls tag me tell me wad to do...
hahax...


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:36 AM

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