Wednesday, May 28, 2008

bad day

Today very swway...

um...blog now cos maple server closed down... so take this tym to blog^^
yup as i was saying today very sway...
first i sprain my neck... cos i ran to shelter...
cos raining...=.=
second got stung by a bee...
the bee flew into my shirt n STUNG ME!!!
u wunt believe it...so tyco until liddat...zzz

yups so i went home maple lerhx^^
chiong 2 ahma 1 black crow...
hees^^ going for zak liaoz byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:17 AM

Saturday, May 24, 2008

111th post

A Red post to show my anger...Grrr...

today is sunday^^ Boring~
stay at home... then i on my comp the keyboard not functioning...
means cnt login...tio own!
second thing, i call DELL hotline technical support for help...
the voicemail replied "thankyou for calling DELL technical support..unfortunately our office is currently closed"...i hang up the phone...WIN LIAOZ LORHX...
Third, since i was at home... i was with my brother... he at home wah become lyk monkey God liddat...irritating lyk siao!! go outside act lyk cute innocent angel...PUII!!
So now i lyk living in a gigantic monkey enclosure...he keep on singing which i am getting irritated n if he doesn't stop in 5 mins i will whack him...trust me on that...

Yarhx so very sian lehz...tmr then can call DELL...
i so sway...so cursed...
Cannot play MSP...maplecrusade server down when my comp is alrite...and when maplecrusade server up comp spoil...y i so cursed...
zzz...
sobx...
now using the Laggy comp to blog...only can surf net cnt play online games...
its not admin acc u see...

Life is so sad for me esp on sundays...
boohoohoo...
6thjune still so long...living in a torture...woots...
hahax lolx...
btw i am NOT having periods...
i am a guy^^ oso not a bear!!! Grrr...
lolx...today write until here lorhx...see how things turn out ltr...
gdluck to me with my comp^^
byebye~


Joshua praised Jesus at 9:27 PM




Boos! haha today want to put up a very old song...
My Happy Ending...listen liaoz very meaningful to me...
yup lyrics are below...

oh oh, oh oh, So much for my happy ending,
oh oh, oh oh, So much for my happy ending,
Oh oh, oh oh, oh ohLet's talk this over
It's not like we're dead Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hanging In a city so dead
Held up so high On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
CHORUS:
SHE is everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh,
so much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh

You've got your dumb friends I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult But so are they
But they don't know me Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me All the stuff that you do
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
[CHORUS]

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
She was everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh,
so much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh,
so much for my happy endingoh oh, oh oh,
oh oh, oh ohoh oh...

Write until here barhx...nth much to talk bout
juz a little silly to go C.o. so early in the morning...
byebye
^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 1:06 AM

Friday, May 23, 2008

new skin!!

YAYS!! i changed my skin...
i found this and i tot quite nice...sry its a black background again...
but i tink its an achievement for me...cos i changed it myself
all by myself...
i nvr ask any1...
hope Y'all lyk it^^
byebye


Joshua praised Jesus at 4:21 AM

Thursday, May 22, 2008



Phew... i posted today... these few days not in the mood for blogging...
Seriously i am not the same liaoz... ven thogh i may look happy lyk everything is alrite
at home in the middle of the 4 walls of the studyroom behind the comp...
keep thinking bout... yarhx u shld noe...

mean lyk 6th June... actually no point tinking bout this stuff...
wad can i do?? i play private server for maple... bot for cabal...
doesn't fill up that void lehz...

Dam this world...zzz... plus why do love for special ppl exist?? aiyoyo...see larhx blog till emo...
nvm forget it nobody cares...
Told myself to let tym fly by...hu noes...

at least i still got a hell lot of frens i can look up to lyk...
here goes the list...
Leon, Debbie, Tricia, Paulian, Fengcan, Sinyee, Tsingmin...
oh dang!!! thats all... sheit.... well enuf le barhx...
hees...

btw today and ytd totally sux alrite...
mean lyk if no free periods then teacher come in let the class slack le...
lyk wasting 8 hrs of my precious life can...tym3 cos still got tmr...
yarhx so life sux...
bye~


Joshua praised Jesus at 4:38 AM

Sunday, May 18, 2008

kaylong

woots i juz came back from m'sia...

went to stay at a Kaylong...

kaylong is house in the the middle of the ocean...very cool larhx...

i love the experienced...if any1 interested to go call me...

so on ytd went to the kaylong at round 12pm...

then started fishing... the best thing over there is that...

the wind is blowing dam strong 24/7 larhx... and the ocean air is juz overwhelming...

woots... so i tried fishing... and caught nothing... even ikan bilis oso can take the bait and swin away ...wtf?!! i am so cursed...

even my 7yr old cousin can catch sotong/squid...i got the photo dunnoe how to post only...

i told ya i am blog noob... yarhx so i gave up...

then i went into the shelter and i saw my brother n 2 other cousins playing mahjong

i join and play with them...guess wad...

wah play until addicted sia...serious...the only tym we stop was dinnertym...

hahax and then back to the table... play till arnd 1230am...then go sing karoke...

okok besides this...

there were 4 sisters larhx...um...i tink all graduated from Raffles JC derhx...

all of them dam chio larhx...the chio-est is the eldest...so i din notice them when i was singin

so ltr after i finish my song... my cousin ask me go mahjong again...when i reached the table...

my cousin told me the chio-est girl ssaid my singing dam nice...i ask how she noe

she said i overheard...sibei high won the next few round due to highness and pure luck...

but eh... SHE is still the number 1 i my life...



2nd day...

today...

woke up rather early round 6pm... saw many sotongs on the floor...all the eyes green in colour

derhx...i tink died le...cos sotongs come out at night...then alot of ppl nvr slp juz chiong catch sotong... then round in the morning got alot of guys n gals wah fishing half way go sun-tan...den i noe why liaoz...the sun was super hot larhx...but still it was dam windy...
so i juz stand under the sun waiting for fish to bite the fidhing rod...then i wait very long liaoz, i ask my uncle why so long derhx...he said to catch big fishes u nid to wait...
i sian diao then i pull back the line guess wad... the bait long ago eaten liaoz... only left a empty hook... so i sian diao again i go play mahjong...hahax play till lunch tym then go home...
yarhx thats the trip to kaylong for me... if given another chance i would wan to go back^^
yup tats all byebye~


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:16 AM

Thursday, May 15, 2008

gsag

Hellos~ u noe wad i am going t blog bout today...
nothing really hahax... thats why i make the font dam big so make the post look longer lyk i write many things but actually its nothing...at least got post...
dunwan be lyk sumbody tio scold lazy pig...
rite 165910914?...hahax
so i got post ok...played audi with sumbody...
nw very high~
byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:36 AM

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

songs not to be dedicated

since i have nothing to post and ppl are pressing me to post sth...
hahax i shall fulfill ur wishes...

i am going to post bout wad songs u shld not dedicate to ur girl/boy frens...
theres only 1 song i strongly disagree
its you're beautiful by james blunt...
i shall explain the meaning of the song...

here it goes
My life is brilliant
I am very smart
My life is pure
i nvr do (that) one before oso means i am still a virgin
I saw an angel
My house is haunted
Of that i'm sure
i am very sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Sumbody stalking me on the MRT...
She was with another man
She's a chikopei (pervert)
But i wun lose no sleep on that cos i've got a plan
My mattress very comfortable
chorus~
Your beautiful
you're pretty
Your beautiful
you are very pretty

your beautiful its true
i not bluffing
I saw your face, in a crowded place
you are oso quite fat becos in the crowds oso can see you
And i dunnoe wad to do
becos i hav no food(cos fat marhx)
Cos i'll nvr be with you
I'm scared tat you'll eat me

so NEVER dedicate this song to your girl/boyfrens
thank you^^

hahax shall end of my post byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:46 AM

Saturday, May 10, 2008



Paulina asked me to do the survey for wad dunnoe... then she say make one...using the questions...

here it goes...

Name 20 people...
1)Tricia
2)Cassandra
3)debbie
4)Paulina
5)Heelon
6)Leon!!!
7)danny
8)Peijin
9)zhihui
10)hongming
11)Aloysius
12)jiawei
13)zhi chuen
14)wailoon
15)sebastian
16)Fengcan
17)Sinyee
18)Tsingmin
19)Raymond
20)Jieying

OK DONE!!! with ease^^
now fer the questions...

1)How did u meet 14) Wailoon
HIS MY JNR IN C.O!!!

2)wad would you do if u didn't meet 1) tricia...
then technology paigu solo dunnoe giv who play le^^

3)what if 9 and 20 dated? Zhihui and Jieying
OMG!!! they same age...but hahax... they dunnoe each other^^

4)describe 3... debbie
um...oways lyk to help ppl but dun lyk ppl help her...lolx??

5)Is 8 attractive?
i wunt lyk her if shes not^^

6) describe 7... danny
lyks to use other ppls intelligence and attain gd result after that saying its his own hard work

7)do you know any of 12) family members?? Jiawei
yup...his sister...xueying

8)What would you do if 18 confesses that he or she lyks you...tsingmin
CNT CNT... she got le...ltr the high-class Mr Chan whack me...

9)What language does 15 speaks?Sebastian
um...english chinese hokkien teochew kantonese singlish and vulgar but not too often^^

10)Who is 9 going out with? zhihui
CLARE!!!!! dunnoe how to spell...lolx

11)How old is 16?Fengcan...
hahax 15yrs old

12)When was the last time you spoke to 13?
before C.O. stopped...sobx...

13)Who is 2 fave band/singer?cassandra....
difficult...black eyed peas??

14)Have you ever date 4?PAULINA!!
NVR IN MY LIFE WILL I IMAGINE IT....

15)Would you ever date 1? Tricia
wah!!! tough...she is SUM1 SPECIAL LIAOZ BUT NOT THAT KINDA SPECIAL OK?

16)Is 19 single? RAYMOND
aha NOOOOOOOO!!!

17)What is 10's last name? hongming
lolx hongming lorhx...

18)Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?Aloysius
frenship?? yes!!...BGR dun tink bout it

19)What is the school of 3? debbie
swiss cottage

20)Where does 6 live? leon
tohyi road

21)What's your favourite thing about 5?heelon
hes tall and cute...cutie pie^^

22)Have you seen 2 naked?cassandra
i will dig out my eyes and kill myself for making such a great sin

Now list(again) 5 people to do this surveeey:
1)paulina
2)tricia
3)leon
4)tsingmin
5)peijin

anyhow write de^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:40 AM

Thursday, May 8, 2008

KLHH

CREATED AN EMO BLOG......
BUDDEN DUNWAN TELL U BLEAH!!!


Joshua praised Jesus at 11:06 PM

Monday, May 5, 2008

sry...

NO MOOD NOW... MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPEN...
SRY TO PEIJIN, LEON, 4N2 PPL, AND OTHERS WHO WERE AFFECTED...

LAST FEW DAYS OR WEEKS... SUM1 HAVE BEEN USING MY NAME
TO TAG RACIST COMMENTS, LOVESICK COMMENTS AND
INSULTING COMMENTS...

WELL I JUZ WAN U ALL TO KNOW THAT...
I AM NOT THIS KINDA PERSON... IF U NOE ME U SHLD NOE THAT
SO IF THE PERSON IS STILL CONTINUING THIS NONSENSE...
I JUZ WAN Y'ALL TO KNOW ITS NOT ME...

AND PLUS I CAN FORGIVE THAT IMPOSTER IF HE STOPS THIS CRAP... HE DUN HAVE TO TELL ME WHO HE IS...
I JUZ WAN HIM TO STOP...YUP SO I AM SINCERELY SRY FOR THE PROBLEMS CAUSED RECENTLY...


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:18 AM

About Me

JoshuaNg
Singaporean. R-ager
4thAugust 1992
16 years old
UsherHead.Percussionist
jo-shuang-ze@hotmail.com

LIKES

Ushering
Word of God
Percussion
Crossroads
BG2

HATES

~None~
Love your enemies - Bible

Message Board





Exits

Class5n2'09
Class4n2o8
Amanda
Aishah
Cassandra
Daniel
Darren
Debbie
Deborah
Debra
Djalil
Edison
Eileen
Steph
Evangeline
HuiErn
huixin
HuiYing
Jiawee
Jiawei
jiaying
Jieying
John
Karin
Nicholas
Nicole
Paulina
Peijin
Phuisee
Ruixiang
Ruoning
Samuel
Sebastian
Sinyee
Tiffany
Tricia
Tsing Min
Weiting
Wilson
Xingyan

Music


MusicPlaylist
MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com

December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009

Credits

Blog Skin & Design
Jeremy Teng

Codes
Jeremy Teng

Designing Program
Adobe Photoshop

Bible Verses
Matthew 27:50-55 (NIV)
Romans 5:8 (NIV)

Brushes
Moargh.de
IceCracks Fractal Brushes Set1
Tree Brushes by JavierZhX

Creative Commons License
This work by Jeremy Teng (hysterically-weird) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.