Sunday, June 29, 2008

movies

I WAN TO WATCH PROM NIGHT!!!
I WAN TO WATCH THE STRANGERS....
HU WILL GO WIITH ME?
HU INTERESTED MUZ JIO ME!!!!
AHHHHH


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:09 AM

Saturday, June 28, 2008

banquet

Hi?

Today i got "scolded" by mslim not to come back to C.O. again...
she says dropping by accasionally is alrite but not all the tym...
passionate wad...lolx...
ahax so i wun be back on sats liaoz... but i plan to study on sat until break...
then i go coach jnrs after that... i see wad mslim got to say...Bweeheehee...

next then today i brought tsingming n sinyee go church...
Um...hope they learn sth there?
actually i broght them there for the Banquet Event... in the end...
its all beehoon with vege(din finish) chicken wings, nuggets, hotdogs, fishcakes and fish fillet...
thats all... they said noella's chio..hahax...n they saw victoria...
heehees... then ltr go home...

I din go home... i went out with frens...
Sabrina, Rafael, liang wei, Rafael's other fren, joel. issac soh, issac lim, joseph, eunice and me...
10 in all... BTW rafael's a nice guy... he's a good fren of mine one of the very best...
the usual gang... now got new recruits hahaha...
we ate at burger king n issac lim did some seducing on us... i almost choke n laughed to death...
then he started looking at a guy in FBT... he said he has gd legs... again i choked
then as we headed to the arcade, we pass by a lingerie shop and issac lim shouted "PANTIES"
we were lyk OMGOSH!!! wad did u say??!!! then issac said oh no... lets get out of here...
he's a real dunnoe how to describe its jokingly perverted... but he's a nice dude...

We went to the arcade n its renovated... its timezone now...very nice...
So sab n Eunice went to play DDR... as usual we watched n soon it began crowded at the DDR machine...
Then there's this machine that has 4 major prices and rafael's gd at it...
he could have won the PSP... 5 tyms reach the last one n diuuuu... gameover...
i oso have the chance... i got the rhythm the beat n juz as the beat was coming...
i press to fast n it drop...sry rafael...
he wanted to win that PSP...i try win 1 for her too...haha...
then we play other stuffs...n everywhr we go many ppl start crowding around us...
n worst me n sabrina were carryin ou bibles... we no bags... so hahax....
yup~

So sry rafael...
i reached home at 1005pm...my parents reached home juz as i finish changing into my clothes...
LOLx... so late larhx...
hahax...
gdnite y'all...


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:17 AM

Friday, June 27, 2008

zzz

i was not intending to blog sia...
i juz wanted to change my settings nia... was bout to bathe
then i click wrong...ZZZ

nonsense rite... lolx so write this crappy post...
n i juz did sth super not worth it...
but yupp hahax...
its all for love...
WOOOOOOOOOTS
i m seriously going crazy...
but i hope @#$ wun get offended
cos i really nid it... but its a part of it
not the whole thing... yups hahax....

plus the cash item i gave @#$
i hope she wun get angry cos of that...
i dunnoe but maybe i am being paranoid...
n I AM NOT A PANDA!!!!!
EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CUTE, I AM NOT CUTE!!!!!
PANDAS ARE BLUR N CLUMSY TOOOO
I MAY BE BLUR... BUT NOT CLUMSY!!!!
well @#$ is oso quite blur... hees thats y looking for buyers
HAHAHA

nvm u nid to get the full story...
plus think str8... bout the buyers part...
n threesome is not funny...
its lame... sry debbie to spoil the mood?
heehees...
wun be taking bus in the morning too...
cos i dunwan wake debbie up so early...
girls nid their slp plus... i can save on bus fare... these few days i spent 90 cents going to school
or rather this 2 days...
so too exp...

i dun hav money,
i dun hav looks,
but i have a heart.

gahh thats nonsense...
was in a trance LOLx...
ok larhx i going bathe lerhx...
byebye~


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:49 AM

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

sry peijin

not going to post in colour... find it waste of tym...
anyway... today got photo taking...
spike my hair nicenice then kena caught by Yoong...
he say flatten it... sian larhx..
i tell him after photo taking then flatten he said ok...
siao after C.o photo taking then i flatten... thats wad i meant.. noob!!
so wait after c.o photo taking... btw wearing blazer is hot...
then took commitee photo then full orchestra photo...
very hot...

ltr go home with tricia cassandra debbie john boonyun jiawei wailoon paulina n peijin
on the way i dun wan say but wan to apologise...
sry

yarhx now stomach pain...
byebye~


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:01 AM

Friday, June 20, 2008

back

I AM BACK... today go aunty dawn house kena scolding until dun wan go help at xroad event...
only wan to go honme n comp... but by God's grace i went to church...
then thank God cos i went...
now i quit MSP... i play Chan Hong's server... hahax
full of christians there
loved it
byebye i go play lerhx...
wooooos!!!


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:58 AM

Thursday, June 19, 2008

end days

In the bible, they oso talked bout the end days...
thats in the book of revelations...

it says in revelations chapter 13:11
Then i saw another beast, coming out of the earth.
He had 2 horns like a lamb, but he spoke lyk a dragon.
He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast so that it could speak and cause all who refuse to worship the image to be killed.
he also forced everybody to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had that mark.
That mark is also the number of the beast.
his number is 666
yup...

so the consequence will be death... but if u have ur name in the lamb's book of life...you will not die but have everlasting life in heaven...
um... these are from the bible...
wan to noe more, can call me up or come find me... i will share with you how to get ur name onto the lamb's book of life... its up to you

very tired... today went with eunice, sabrina, joel, issac and joseph to watch movie...
they watched the happening... its a horror film which i tink is really dam scary...
but the storyline sucks... no meaning derhx... but u shld go n try to watch if u wan to scared yourself... even i got scared lyk siao larhx... eunice, joseph, sabrina and me all dun dare to watch
some parts larhx... we close our eyes,our ears... very scary...

after that eunice tricked us... she tell us go her house there de playground... when we reach, she say she wan go home... zzz we force walk back to mrt with us again...LOL...
yup so reach home at 8 very tired lerhx...
byebye~
^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:13 AM

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

wednesday

today whole day at home... then parents oso at home...
siansiansian...
ahahax... i noe wad to post other then my boring day lerhx...

God is REAL!!!
you hav to believe this...
i am not kidding around...
he answers prayers. Do you believe me...
he answered my prayer... this is a testimony man... lemme share it
well, i secretly prayed for sum1 IMPORTANT to me...
He/She was about to have sore throat so i prayed that God healing hand will be upon He/She
and protect Him/HER from sickness diseases and anything harmful... yup i dunnoe how
He/SHE is doing now but yup i hope its alrite for He/SHE

In Prayers, there will always be an answer...From God
Either its a "yes" , "No" or "Wait"...
mostly the waiting may take 1 day to 10 years... and longer but continue to hav faith in God...
The other 2 are str8 forward...
Anyway God loves you... This love as i mentioned in the previous post is UNBREAKABLE...
he sent his darling Son, Jesus Christ, down to earth to die n intercede for our sins...
Thats why now whenever we make mistakes, we juz nid to pray and ask for forgiveness...
we dun hav to kill a goat or a chicken...
there is a scary thing that happens when you pass away next tym? i wan to tell you now...
but i cnt rush...even though this is urgent... you can come ask me 1 to 1 n i will share it with you...
yup so...ahahax
byebye!


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:06 AM

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

nth much

Today...morning nth much did quiet tym by myself...
Suddenly had the urge to share the gospel...
so i tot of blog... yup.. shall post part of the scripture here
Everything that exist today... has a creator.
do u agree?? Thats why in the bible, Genesis Chapter 1 verse 1
it says: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
so we noe that God is our creator...
Lets move on... So in the beginning we can communicate to God without any disruptions
until SIN came... thats when we have a gap... we can no longer talk to God lyk before...
sin are bad things... lyk lying, scolding vulgarity, etc...
so what happens if we lie? does that mean god will hate us? answer is NO!!
God loves us!! in the bible Romans8:35 it said...
Who shall seperate us from the love of God? izzit tribulations or distress, persecution or Famine, or nakedness or peril or sword?
thru this we can see theat nothing can seperate us from the love of God...
if u SIN... you have to confess, repent and seek forgiveness...
too long lerhx... lolx maybe put more in the next post... if u guys wan to noe more can approach me, i will be more willing to share with you this piece of good news... pls dun spam my tagboard...

Ok after C.O. today...SHE went to the MRT ... i was shocked okay... too bad wailoon was with me or else i would walk with HER...DANG!!! nvm larhx... some day... yup i believe she'll accept me
(thick skinned) too bad...=P

waiting for that day to come nia... yup so blog till here today
byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 7:30 AM

Saturday, June 14, 2008

God first

Well...today after C.O i went to church... hahax
saw phuisee n gabrielle there... they from G1 derhx... but i tink after retreat, they too charged up for God like me so attended service for G2 yup... hahax
N lyk today i saw HER first tym after um...3weeks? yup very happy...
Went service n OMGOSH!!! the feeling of being in the presence of God is great...
if u want to try n experienced it u are welcome juz make sure u are free on sat at 3pm...
yup i bring to church...

during cell we wrote our own song... but i couldn't think of any juz love songs for God n HER...
so yarhx... ltr go aunty house at paya lebar...zzz very far... but now i still feeling hungry for God..
yup... trying to bring more frens to church to experience this feeling with me...yup so dun be shy!!

I want to hear you say words to me"Well done"
I want to hear you say"Good and faithful servant."
I want to hear you say"I?ve prepared a place for you."
Let all the treasures of this world, fade away.
Chorus
Jesus, you are my reward.
To hear your voice on that day,
Is all I'm looking for.
Jesus, you are my reward.
To see your face on that day,
Is all I'm living for.

I want to hear you say words to me "Well done!"
I want to hear you say "Good and faithful servant."
I want to hear you say "I've prepared a place for you."
Let all the treasures of this world, fade away.
Chorus
Jesus, you are my reward.
To hear your voice on that day,
Is all I'm looking for.
Jesus, you are my reward.
To see your face on that day,
Is all I'm living for.
Bridge
In a twinkling of an eye,
We'll all be changed.
We'll meet you in the sky,
we will see you face to face.
Chorus
Jesus, you are my reward.
To hear your voice on that day,
Is all I?m looking for.
Jesus, you are my reward.
To see your face on that day,
Is all I'm living for.
Jesus, all I'm living for
Yup thats all^^
hahax... byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:54 AM

Friday, June 13, 2008

CHURCH RETREAT!!!!

BOO!!! juz came back from church camp...
they call it Grace retreat...Grace is my church name n retreat stands for sth lyk retreating from work n going to spend a week juz with God...yupyups
sry arhx juz came back n now very holy...hahax...

Ok so on monday...went to MAHKOTA...the hotel i stayed in was juz opposite to the one we stayed for C.O. camp during the last 2 days!!! cos i saw the mahkota hospital... summore the road very familiar...yup had opening service...
My room number was...2014... y not 2008... had dinner the pastor ronald's family!! on same table... LOL very pressure larhx...eating with sumbody so Holy!!! pastor marhx...
anyways the speaker is Rev.Rutherford...nice name... his an angmoh n he loves durian...Sick!!!

Tuesday
Today we began our LifeGame... for the Youths... this is a game that allows u to live your life thru... yup... so on the first day... we were students... n i got a degree but age 8yrs older... so it made me 23yrs old... at the end of the day..i didnt get a job... so during sermon... i felt guilty living my real life... felt terrible inside...yup so i prayed for forgiveness and for God to lead my life...

Wednesday
I was sick today... got a bad cols...zzz...
anyway during the game i found a job!!! a teacher at the university but on referred...
referred means that you get your money/salary from the bank and after that u dun have to do anything... it was very bored... i got lots of chance to get married... but hahax I only wan sum1...hahaha... yup ok so i slack around n went to the "supermarket" got a Lobang there... all my daily need, clothes, meals, transport and healthcare thingy... ALL FREE!!! too bad during lifecheck(after every 5 yrs there will be lifechecks) he lost his job...zzz... so all my Lobang gone lorhx... sway... so my Lobang n I went to job illegal trading. yup This is a game in the game i have no religion... hahax so dun tell me i am a christian cos in the game i am not... so i got a job at the City Bank^^... i worked there as a security guard...yup. During sermon i missed altar call cos i was so sick i went to the toilet to take tissue...zzz running nose...tats all...felt guilty that i missed the altar call though...

Thursday
Hahax... my first day of Real work... i was a guard... at the CityBank... as u noe in a bank there are lots of??(Kaching Kaching) yup... and i was into??(illegal trading) yarhx so naturally u shld noe wad i did alrdy... i robbed the dam bank... LOL we are a band of thieves... it includes Me, Issac, Joel, Ian, Eunice, Sabrina, big head Justin...under justin got other groups but thats mine larhx... i can tell u we are super robbers... only Joel n Issac went to jail...Joel went in 6 tyms n broke out 4 tyms... Issac killed the Mayor... yup so after i robbed the citybank... i rob the university...follow by the car Factory n took with me 2 BMWs 1 Ferrari 3 Mercedez... altogether i rob around 150k in cash plus 6 cars which was distributed among our thieves...

Friday
Ian rob the national bank... Eunice n Sabrina robbed the Mall n supermarket... a new member Rafael n Issac robbed the casino... i robbed the stock market company... everybody loss their money... LOL!!! Joel robbed the hospital...we were bout to split the money when the new mayor Pastor Ronald said he created this new technology that makes us 10 yrs younger n if anyone is caught without the technology he/she will not be allowed to buy stuff or trade anything...n will be sent str8 to jail... well many took it but because sum of the ingame christians told us not to... our band of thieves with the other band lester n other joshua gang threw all the technology stickers on the floor( they use stickers to represent it) then justin said lets kill him(Ps.Ronald) but everyone dilly dallied until Ps.Ronald went to far... we wanted to announced sth so justin took out his guns total had 10 guns fully loaded... n we all fired at Ps.Ronald... wanted n hoping to end his life... but he turned around n look at us n ordered guards to throw us into jail... yup so thats it... learnt sth very important... the ending they told us not to say it out... if u want to find out go experience it urself...LOL!!! haha

Yup so now thats my week learnt many thingys lyk Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind and with all your strength and love your neighbour as yourself...yup so juz came back home... i now am playing the lifegame again...but this time for real... so rmb to make the correct chioces in your life...
byebye^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:49 AM

Friday, June 6, 2008

6th june

TODAY IS 6THJUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Peijin's coming back today^^....
2)its CO camp...
3)Last day of remedials...
4)Kungfu panda's released to cinemas...
5)Leon's soyabean drink expired
6)Mr Kamal last day at school

Today... hahax ... i do a quiz from debbie's blog...
even though not requested to do it...but since i'm free
I SHALL DO IT!!!!

1)At what age do you wish to get married
Around 30+...

2)Study hard or Play hard
Both

3)who is the person you trust most
um...not sure...scared if i say will bring jealousy

4)Do you think you have enough confidence
Have...^^ see HER even more^^

5)If you have a dream to come true, what would it be
She accepts me...^^

6)Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain
Yes... Rainbows are nice....

7)What is your goal for this year
Go sec5n^^

8)Do you believe in eternity love
Yes!! but mine love not yet come...

9)If you have all the time n money in this world, what would you do?
I would spend more time...with family...donate money to church...^^

10)If time were to rewind, what would i change?
Change my exams answers^^

11)What feeling do you love most?
Being Loved by HER

12)describe the person you love most in 5 words?
Cheerful, Blur, Pretty, My everything...LOLx

13)Do you cherish every single freindship of yours?
Yes!!!absolutely...accept for maids

14)Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes!!! dun ask further

15)What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
God, Family, CO, church, studies

16)Who do you hope to be always behind you, supporting you?
God is always behind me supporting me...

17)People who are going to be hated by you?
xiaostars guild!!!

18)What have you done to please yourself?
Lvl200 nightlord, Lvl 165 Bishop^^

19)What are you waiting for now?
Her to accept me...and zakum...at 10

20)Do you love yourself?
Asking the obvious yes!!!


Joshua praised Jesus at 6:26 AM

Thursday, June 5, 2008



Shes coming back TMR~^^ hahax...
well nvr blog very long liaoz...pretty occupied...

today shall post sth...dunnoe how to put it...
sth lyk a poem but its not a poem...
here it goes...

TAKE TIME...
Take time to THINK
It is the source of WISDOM
Take time to DREAM
It is the fountain of the FUTURE
Take time to PLAY
It is the way to stay YOUNG
Take time to REFLECT
It is the way to know GOD
Take time to SMILE
It is the road of HAPPINESS
Take time to LAUGH
It is the music of the SOUL
Take time to LOVE
It is God's Greatest GIFT
Take time to Pray
It is the greatest POWER on earth

yup thats it hees... plus today
i realised sth... if you fill ur basin with water...
full then drain it...it will cause a mini whirlpool...
Okay now if u observe...the whirlpool will turn in a anti-clockwise direction.
but sometimes...if u dun do anything it will flow right down...
why is this so??...
Make a guess...its kinda scientific...hahax

Well research has proven that...
in the northern regions... the wind blows...towards the east...
therefore the water will turn towards the east...making it turn anti-clockwise...
Thats in the northern region lyk britain n russia...
In the southern parts... its kinda different...
the wind blows west...therefore the water will turn west..making it turn
in a clock-wise direction... interesting eh??...
i dunnoe how this phenomenon is linked but yup its true...

I know what u are thinking now^^...hahax
u are thinking how bout those countries near the equator...
hahax well if u fill it... n not touch it...the water will form into a mini whirlpool
but that percentage is low... unless u go turn it...
but if u dun do anything to it..it will flow str8 down...yup...
Go try it hahax...when u bathe^^
see which direction it will turn... but rmb a whirlpool will not always form...
do it only when bathing...DUN WASTE WATER...LOL

kk blog till here will not be blogging until next next week... going overseas...
tatas^^


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:42 AM

Monday, June 2, 2008

ssad

6th june coming~^^
i dunnoe wad to post...
feeling sick now...
haiyo...
so slacking at home...
father dun allow me use comp...
wad is this??...
i wan zak lolx...
nvm larhx...write until here today...
anyway today remedial lessons sux...


Joshua praised Jesus at 5:20 AM

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