um...blog now cos maple server closed down... so take this tym to blog^^ yup as i was saying today very sway... first i sprain my neck... cos i ran to shelter... cos raining...=.= second got stung by a bee... the bee flew into my shirt n STUNG ME!!! u wunt believe it...so tyco until liddat...zzz
yups so i went home maple lerhx^^ chiong 2 ahma 1 black crow... hees^^ going for zak liaoz byebye^^
Joshua praised Jesus at 5:17 AM
Saturday, May 24, 2008
111th post
A Red post to show my anger...Grrr...
today is sunday^^ Boring~ stay at home... then i on my comp the keyboard not functioning... means cnt login...tio own! second thing, i call DELL hotline technical support for help... the voicemail replied "thankyou for calling DELL technical support..unfortunately our office is currently closed"...i hang up the phone...WIN LIAOZ LORHX... Third, since i was at home... i was with my brother... he at home wah become lyk monkey God liddat...irritating lyk siao!! go outside act lyk cute innocent angel...PUII!! So now i lyk living in a gigantic monkey enclosure...he keep on singing which i am getting irritated n if he doesn't stop in 5 mins i will whack him...trust me on that...
Yarhx so very sian lehz...tmr then can call DELL... i so sway...so cursed... Cannot play MSP...maplecrusade server down when my comp is alrite...and when maplecrusade server up comp spoil...y i so cursed... zzz... sobx... now using the Laggy comp to blog...only can surf net cnt play online games... its not admin acc u see...
Life is so sad for me esp on sundays... boohoohoo... 6thjune still so long...living in a torture...woots... hahax lolx... btw i am NOT having periods... i am a guy^^ oso not a bear!!! Grrr... lolx...today write until here lorhx...see how things turn out ltr... gdluck to me with my comp^^ byebye~
Joshua praised Jesus at 9:27 PM
Boos! haha today want to put up a very old song... My Happy Ending...listen liaoz very meaningful to me... yup lyrics are below...
oh oh, oh oh, So much for my happy ending, oh oh, oh oh, So much for my happy ending, Oh oh, oh oh, oh ohLet's talk this over It's not like we're dead Was it something I did? Was it something You said? Don't leave me hanging In a city so dead Held up so high On such a breakable thread You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be CHORUS: SHE is everything, everything that I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh, so much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh
You've got your dumb friends I know what they say They tell you I'm difficult But so are they But they don't know me Do they even know you? All the things you hide from me All the stuff that you do You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be [CHORUS]
It's nice to know that you were there Thanks for acting like you cared And making me feel like I was the only one It's nice to know we had it all Thanks for watching as I fall And letting me know we were done She was everything, everything that I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending You were everything, everything that I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending oh oh, oh oh, so much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh, so much for my happy endingoh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh ohoh oh...
Write until here barhx...nth much to talk bout juz a little silly to go C.o. so early in the morning... byebye ^^
Joshua praised Jesus at 1:06 AM
Friday, May 23, 2008
new skin!!
YAYS!! i changed my skin... i found this and i tot quite nice...sry its a black background again... but i tink its an achievement for me...cos i changed it myself all by myself... i nvr ask any1... hope Y'all lyk it^^ byebye
Joshua praised Jesus at 4:21 AM
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Phew... i posted today... these few days not in the mood for blogging... Seriously i am not the same liaoz... ven thogh i may look happy lyk everything is alrite at home in the middle of the 4 walls of the studyroom behind the comp... keep thinking bout... yarhx u shld noe...
mean lyk 6th June... actually no point tinking bout this stuff... wad can i do?? i play private server for maple... bot for cabal... doesn't fill up that void lehz...
Dam this world...zzz... plus why do love for special ppl exist?? aiyoyo...see larhx blog till emo... nvm forget it nobody cares... Told myself to let tym fly by...hu noes...
at least i still got a hell lot of frens i can look up to lyk... here goes the list... Leon, Debbie, Tricia, Paulian, Fengcan, Sinyee, Tsingmin... oh dang!!! thats all... sheit.... well enuf le barhx... hees...
btw today and ytd totally sux alrite... mean lyk if no free periods then teacher come in let the class slack le... lyk wasting 8 hrs of my precious life can...tym3 cos still got tmr... yarhx so life sux... bye~
Joshua praised Jesus at 4:38 AM
Sunday, May 18, 2008
kaylong
woots i juz came back from m'sia...
went to stay at a Kaylong...
kaylong is house in the the middle of the ocean...very cool larhx...
i love the experienced...if any1 interested to go call me...
so on ytd went to the kaylong at round 12pm...
then started fishing... the best thing over there is that...
the wind is blowing dam strong 24/7 larhx... and the ocean air is juz overwhelming...
woots... so i tried fishing... and caught nothing... even ikan bilis oso can take the bait and swin away ...wtf?!! i am so cursed...
even my 7yr old cousin can catch sotong/squid...i got the photo dunnoe how to post only...
i told ya i am blog noob... yarhx so i gave up...
then i went into the shelter and i saw my brother n 2 other cousins playing mahjong
i join and play with them...guess wad...
wah play until addicted sia...serious...the only tym we stop was dinnertym...
hahax and then back to the table... play till arnd 1230am...then go sing karoke...
okok besides this...
there were 4 sisters larhx...um...i tink all graduated from Raffles JC derhx...
all of them dam chio larhx...the chio-est is the eldest...so i din notice them when i was singin
so ltr after i finish my song... my cousin ask me go mahjong again...when i reached the table...
my cousin told me the chio-est girl ssaid my singing dam nice...i ask how she noe
she said i overheard...sibei high won the next few round due to highness and pure luck...
but eh... SHE is still the number 1 i my life...
2nd day...
today...
woke up rather early round 6pm... saw many sotongs on the floor...all the eyes green in colour
derhx...i tink died le...cos sotongs come out at night...then alot of ppl nvr slp juz chiong catch sotong... then round in the morning got alot of guys n gals wah fishing half way go sun-tan...den i noe why liaoz...the sun was super hot larhx...but still it was dam windy... so i juz stand under the sun waiting for fish to bite the fidhing rod...then i wait very long liaoz, i ask my uncle why so long derhx...he said to catch big fishes u nid to wait... i sian diao then i pull back the line guess wad... the bait long ago eaten liaoz... only left a empty hook... so i sian diao again i go play mahjong...hahax play till lunch tym then go home... yarhx thats the trip to kaylong for me... if given another chance i would wan to go back^^ yup tats all byebye~
Joshua praised Jesus at 5:16 AM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
gsag
Hellos~ u noe wad i am going t blog bout today... nothing really hahax... thats why i make the font dam big so make the post look longer lyk i write many things but actually its nothing...at least got post... dunwan be lyk sumbody tio scold lazy pig... rite 165910914?...hahax so i got post ok...played audi with sumbody... nw very high~ byebye^^
Joshua praised Jesus at 7:36 AM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
songs not to be dedicated
since i have nothing to post and ppl are pressing me to post sth... hahax i shall fulfill ur wishes...
i am going to post bout wad songs u shld not dedicate to ur girl/boy frens... theres only 1 song i strongly disagree its you're beautiful by james blunt... i shall explain the meaning of the song...
here it goes My life is brilliant I am very smart My life is pure i nvr do (that) one before oso means i am still a virgin I saw an angel My house is haunted Of that i'm sure i am very sure She smiled at me on the subway Sumbody stalking me on the MRT... She was with another man She's a chikopei (pervert) But i wun lose no sleep on that cos i've got a plan My mattress very comfortable chorus~ Your beautiful you're pretty Your beautiful you are very pretty your beautiful its true i not bluffing I saw your face, in a crowded place you are oso quite fat becos in the crowds oso can see you And i dunnoe wad to do becos i hav no food(cos fat marhx) Cos i'll nvr be with you I'm scared tat you'll eat me so NEVER dedicate this song to your girl/boyfrens thank you^^ hahax shall end of my post byebye^^
Joshua praised Jesus at 6:46 AM
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Paulina asked me to do the survey for wad dunnoe... then she say make one...using the questions...
2)wad would you do if u didn't meet 1) tricia... then technology paigu solo dunnoe giv who play le^^
3)what if 9 and 20 dated? Zhihui and Jieying OMG!!! they same age...but hahax... they dunnoe each other^^
4)describe 3... debbie um...oways lyk to help ppl but dun lyk ppl help her...lolx??
5)Is 8 attractive? i wunt lyk her if shes not^^
6) describe 7... danny lyks to use other ppls intelligence and attain gd result after that saying its his own hard work
7)do you know any of 12) family members?? Jiawei yup...his sister...xueying
8)What would you do if 18 confesses that he or she lyks you...tsingmin CNT CNT... she got le...ltr the high-class Mr Chan whack me...
9)What language does 15 speaks?Sebastian um...english chinese hokkien teochew kantonese singlish and vulgar but not too often^^
10)Who is 9 going out with? zhihui CLARE!!!!! dunnoe how to spell...lolx
11)How old is 16?Fengcan... hahax 15yrs old
12)When was the last time you spoke to 13? before C.O. stopped...sobx...
13)Who is 2 fave band/singer?cassandra.... difficult...black eyed peas??
14)Have you ever date 4?PAULINA!! NVR IN MY LIFE WILL I IMAGINE IT....
15)Would you ever date 1? Tricia wah!!! tough...she is SUM1 SPECIAL LIAOZ BUT NOT THAT KINDA SPECIAL OK?
16)Is 19 single? RAYMOND aha NOOOOOOOO!!!
17)What is 10's last name? hongming lolx hongming lorhx...
18)Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?Aloysius frenship?? yes!!...BGR dun tink bout it
19)What is the school of 3? debbie swiss cottage
20)Where does 6 live? leon tohyi road
21)What's your favourite thing about 5?heelon hes tall and cute...cutie pie^^
22)Have you seen 2 naked?cassandra i will dig out my eyes and kill myself for making such a great sin
Now list(again) 5 people to do this surveeey: 1)paulina 2)tricia 3)leon 4)tsingmin 5)peijin
anyhow write de^^
Joshua praised Jesus at 6:40 AM
Thursday, May 8, 2008
KLHH
CREATED AN EMO BLOG...... BUDDEN DUNWAN TELL U BLEAH!!!
Joshua praised Jesus at 11:06 PM
Monday, May 5, 2008
sry...
NO MOOD NOW... MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPEN... SRY TO PEIJIN, LEON, 4N2 PPL, AND OTHERS WHO WERE AFFECTED... LAST FEW DAYS OR WEEKS... SUM1 HAVE BEEN USING MY NAME TO TAG RACIST COMMENTS, LOVESICK COMMENTS AND INSULTING COMMENTS... WELL I JUZ WAN U ALL TO KNOW THAT... I AM NOT THIS KINDA PERSON... IF U NOE ME U SHLD NOE THAT SO IF THE PERSON IS STILL CONTINUING THIS NONSENSE... I JUZ WAN Y'ALL TO KNOW ITS NOT ME... AND PLUS I CAN FORGIVE THAT IMPOSTER IF HE STOPS THIS CRAP... HE DUN HAVE TO TELL ME WHO HE IS... I JUZ WAN HIM TO STOP...YUP SO I AM SINCERELY SRY FOR THE PROBLEMS CAUSED RECENTLY...
Joshua praised Jesus at 7:18 AM
About Me
JoshuaNg
Singaporean. R-ager
4thAugust 1992
16 years old
UsherHead.Percussionist
jo-shuang-ze@hotmail.com